humbled
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being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
7 months ago
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hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom, hold this for me
ok
i’ll make sure he’s safe dont worry
6 years ago
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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
6 years ago
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I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.
Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)
literally me i’m cryinf
6 years ago
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